1. If there was some sortof online HBO or Showtime membership I would totally buy it.
2. I am addicted to shows that are inane and awkward at parts and perhaps move too slowly for some people.
3. There are some people I just don't like talking to.
4. I would more than willingly cut some people's heads off just to make them leave me alone.
5. Humidifiers are awesome.
6. The feeling of freshly shaven legs touching anything soft and smooth can be quite pleasant.
7. Carrying sunblock everywhere is not irrational.
8. Knowing which collectible items to invest in can be much more profitable than stocks, at least in the short term.
9. Barbies are a very acceptable collection.
10. Children should exercise their imaginations more often. Playing video games is like being hooked up to a pilates machine that moves you instead of you moving it.
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